Super Happy Terrific Golden FREAK OUT!

I told you about that time I got a blank fortune in my fortune cookie, right? It took several years, but I've just about gotten over it. Spent lots of time convincing myself it was not in fact cryptic, but that it just meant "possibilities". Whatever.

We went for Chinese on Sunday night in Collingwood. My fortune read "BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE TRUTH".

Why does China hate me?