I've had this bottle of champagne in my fridge for months. Real champagne too, not sparkling wine. And I've been saving it. You know, for a "special occasion". Last night we drank that bottle of champagne. You know why? Cause it was a Tuesday night.
New Rule: From now on, champagne on a Tuesday, for no reason. Valentine's Day? Anniversaries? New Years? Franks and Beans and Diet Coke.