What I said to emphasize our differences before he rolled his eyes and walked away.


We are driving through Tim Horton's so the Robeau can get a Medium Regular coffee to bring back to the hotel room.

Him: Do you want anything?
Me: I want to go to that Starbucks over there.

In the parking lot outside the Starbucks, the Robeau spots a variety store.

Him: Do you want to get some snacks to bring back to the room?
Me: Do you want a couple of those Petite Vanilla Scones from Starbucks? I can grab a couple of those while I get my latte.
Him: They're like a delicacy...too fancy...
Me: You know what this is like? This is just like that video for Uptown Girl.


  1. So Jimmy is your downtown man, cool.

  2. Anonymous7:25 PM

    Very possibly my favourite blog you've ever written. Mo

  3. Uh, who's Tim Horton? And did you call an ambulance after you drove through him?



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