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You're all winners!

6.5.07

This morning I did the 10K for Camp Ooch, a camp for kids living with cancer. It was the perfect day weather wise and while I am now a card carrying member of Camp OUCH it was a great way to spend Sunday Morning.





There were THOUSANDS of people taking part. I wonder if anyone else had this running through a loop in their head?

[Setting: Roxanne's apartment]

JERRY: Well, better load up on some carbs before the race. (Starts selecting food from the tables)

ROXANNE: Oh, the marathon is great, isn't it?

JERRY: Oh, yes. Particularily if your not in it.

ROXANNE: I wish we had a view of the finish line.

JERRY: What's to see? A woman from Norway, a guy from Kenya, and twenty thousand losers.

--- later ---

(Jerry walks over to George)

JERRY: You have no idea what an idiot is. Elaine just gave me a chance to get out and I didn't take it. (Points to himself) This, is an idiot.

GEORGE: Is that right? (Showing him up) I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for ever sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!

ROXANNE: (Yelling out the window) You're all winners!

GEORGE: But suddenly, a new contender has emerged..

(Scene ends)


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