I really need to get some sleep.
If this recent bout of insomnia has taught me anything it's that every single episode of The Girls Next Door, and I do mean every single episode involved one of the girls' dogs holding a meeting with either:
A) a dog trainer
B) a dog psychic
C) a dog talent agent
And you thought I had learned something about not drinking caffeine after 3pm or something "useful" like that. Well. You must feel like an asshole now, huh?