Self congratulatory "evolved" dads sit in a Starbucks and congratulate themselves.
Dad 1: It's a great day to be a stay at home dad!
Dad 2: S.A.H.D. Sure makes you appreciate your wife though doesn't it?
Dad 1: Oh, yeah!
Dad 2: OH YEAH!
Dad 1: Sometimes, I think about all those times I said no when she asked for help with food or whatever and....
He trails off and there is an awkward silence.
Dad 2: OOOOOOOH YEAH!!!!!!
They laugh a little too loud. They laugh a little too long. There is actual backslapping.
I only have one question. Where are their children?