Friday, February 15, 2013

Backslapping


Self congratulatory "evolved" dads sit in a Starbucks and congratulate themselves.

Dad 1: It's a great day to be a stay at home dad!

Dad 2: S.A.H.D.  Sure makes you appreciate your wife though doesn't it?

Dad 1: Oh, yeah!

Dad 2: OH YEAH!

Dad 1: Sometimes, I think about all those times I said no when she asked for help with food or whatever and....

He trails off and there is an awkward silence.

Dad 2: OOOOOOOH YEAH!!!!!!

They laugh a little too loud.  They laugh a little too long.  There is actual backslapping.

I only have one question.  Where are their children?

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