Reason number 4,567 that I need to stop reading things on the internet:
"You are 35 weeks pregnant. Your baby has pretty much taken over your entire torso by now. Over the past few months, she or he have squished and mushed all of your organs out of the way. Any day now, he or she will make a final move and shove your heart up and to the left to make more room for her / himself. "
Do you think if they warned people that their hearts would relocate (literally, not figuratively, don't get cute) our population would decrease dramatically? Cause I do.
Do. I. Ever.
I'm pretty sure things sort of spring or bounce back into their original positions. Pretty sure.
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